cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans)

  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

Chef Tiny & Chef Will Bancakes #baconpancakes @_willcosby my cooking partner 🙌😻

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*